What DoTube?

'Trying to watch, upload or even comment on a video hosted by YouTube whilst avoiding the mass of flaming Asians has become a less enjoyable experience than removing several hundred plasters from a very hairy back, of a man, who you've never met, who most likely has tapeworms.'

 I find it unbearable that despite the fact that any video I watch on YouTube has a distinctly unrelated argument below. I'm not sure what YouTube does to people but I swear it can't be good for long term mental health. Blacks become racist, gays become homophobes and children become warped. 

The battlefield of the comments section has always been a adventurous move, but if you do brave it, you're risking finding yourself falling victim to cyber-bullying nerd-rage. Nerd-rage is possibly the most terrifying ordeal to deal with. I for one found it remarkably scary having at least 10 Asian people commenting on my YouTube channel because I said I didn't like the way someone dressed in a video. Granted he was doing a video on how to style yourself, but that's besides the point.

Another point that I need to make is this wave of 'vloggers' that have swamped up across the most popular video streaming website in history. I don't fully understand the reason for people to have to watch annoying people, talking too fast, and having too many retarded edits in a video, just so they can save themselves the effort of searching for some actual humourous material on the internet. The main culprit? 

Ray William Johnson.

This man has single handedly ruined YouTube for me. He unearths the most useless an unentertaining videos from the deepest piles of faeces he can find and claims rights to any remains of used laughter there may be remaining in it's lifeless corpse. Worst of all, he actually gets praised for this, and earns money. It makes me want to just smash my head open on a concrete slab. 

Not to single anybody out, let me clarify that ALL video bloggers are desperately lonely. This may seem a little hypocritical coming from myself, but let me point out that I write all this myself, and don't take any credit for it.

So let me thank all of you opinionated, uneducated, mindless, unfunny pricks that can't help themselves from voicing an opinion that nobody cares about, and taking credit for an event which they did not participate in, for making youtube more bitterly painful than removing shards of glass from under my fingernails with a shoe.

Oh yeah, and..

THUMZ UP IF YOU LIEK THIS VIDEEO KTHNX.

Morons.